Monday Morning Randomness: 50 Fun Randoms To Start the Week

Nathan Johnson Published 02/19/2024 in Funny

No matter how bad things got last night, rest assured you're in good hands with these 50 fun pics, memes and tweets. You might have a hungover day today, but you'll be all set for work tomorrow to make money for those all important shareholders.

In one of the most popular tweets of the week, one woman recounted signing up for a community college class in hopes of learning something new and having some fun, only to come face to face with one of the most irrationally hard-nosed professors you'll ever hear of. She shared bits and pieces of his alleged 60 page syllabus to Twitter, which detailed the professor micromanaging exact notebooks, pencils, pencil lead, note-taking style, and much more for each of his students. His class's first reading included a complete collection of all of his Rate My Professor reviews, the vast majority of which were predictably poor. We've all come up against some stuck up teachers, but not even Paul Giamatti's character in The Holdovers can hold a candle to this guy.

Fortunately these fun randoms aren't here to micromanage you, and you can enjoy them at any pace you please. They're not required reading, although we'd appreciate if you treated them as such. There will be more tomorrow; enjoy!

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"School vending machine gave me a silver dollar coin as change"
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"Bought a ruler for $0 today"
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"Two different can designs in the same 12-pack"
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"The table number at the restaurant we are eating at is covered in bite marks"
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"Hailing on a 35 degree summer day in Melbourne"
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"The grapes I bought are the size of baby potatoes. Apple for scale"
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"Someone engraved their initials into this 350 year old coin"
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"I left some dish soap out overnight and it dried in this pattern"
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"Local restaurant gives free food to the needy"
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"My apple is hairy"
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"Found a homemade busy board at a thrift store"
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"Amount of stick notes used in 1 year"
17.
"Someone put an engine connecting rod on the fence people usually put locks on"
18.
"This bar in Athens had black toilet paper"
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"The batteries that came with my Chromecast remote match the overall color scheme"
21.
"In Australia, the Suntory Boss Coffee logo does not feature a pipe"
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"Door handle is higher at the doctor’s office to prevent kids from escaping"
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"This graffiti artist avoided painting over the rail car information"
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"This pan claims it can withstand temperatures 3x the surface of the sun"
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"The robot barista at my work can print any image into the foam"
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"Found $20 of 1995 McDonald's gift certificates in my office today"
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"Today I found a King Charles coin in my change"
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"Stop sign in Mohawk Native American language in norther NY state"
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"This whole car has been painted"
46.
"My steaks came with a certificate of authenticity."
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"Map of every road in America I’ve traveled on since 1989"
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"This perfectly centered bubble in my coffee"
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"My daughter’s suitcase toy comes with a pretend USB A to USB C cable"
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"Ordered some wings for takeout, and they gave me a wing keychain"
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"Average supper meal in psychiatric hospital, Poland"
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"Me and my identical twin's senior year ID cards"
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"The cover of this book I found in a bookstore is the same aisle the book was in"
59.
"The car next to me has a miniature farm scene on their dashboard"
60.
"This insane amount of traffic lights on Las Vegas Blvd."
61.
"Cold Glass cleanly split by heat difference"
62.
"This half of my dépêche mode vinyl has no songs"
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"Found a frog in my dishwasher"
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"Someone removed the "not happy" button from this interactive customer feedback sign"
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"A hawk made a snow angel in my front yard"
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1.
2.
"School vending machine gave me a silver dollar coin as change"
3.
"Bought a ruler for $0 today"
4.
"Two different can designs in the same 12-pack"
5.
"The table number at the restaurant we are eating at is covered in bite marks"
6.
"Hailing on a 35 degree summer day in Melbourne"
7.
"The grapes I bought are the size of baby potatoes. Apple for scale"
8.
"Someone engraved their initials into this 350 year old coin"
9.
10.
"I left some dish soap out overnight and it dried in this pattern"
11.
"Local restaurant gives free food to the needy"
12.
"My apple is hairy"
13.
"Found a homemade busy board at a thrift store"
14.
15.
16.
"Amount of stick notes used in 1 year"
17.
"Someone put an engine connecting rod on the fence people usually put locks on"
18.
"This bar in Athens had black toilet paper"
19.
20.
"The batteries that came with my Chromecast remote match the overall color scheme"
21.
"In Australia, the Suntory Boss Coffee logo does not feature a pipe"
22.
23.
"Door handle is higher at the doctor’s office to prevent kids from escaping"
24.
25.
26.
27.
"This graffiti artist avoided painting over the rail car information"
28.
29.
30.
"This pan claims it can withstand temperatures 3x the surface of the sun"
31.
32.
33.
34.
35.
36.
37.
"The robot barista at my work can print any image into the foam"
38.
39.
"Found $20 of 1995 McDonald's gift certificates in my office today"
40.
41.
"Today I found a King Charles coin in my change"
42.
43.
"Stop sign in Mohawk Native American language in norther NY state"
44.
45.
"This whole car has been painted"
46.
"My steaks came with a certificate of authenticity."
47.
48.
"Map of every road in America I’ve traveled on since 1989"
49.
50.
51.
"This perfectly centered bubble in my coffee"
52.
"My daughter’s suitcase toy comes with a pretend USB A to USB C cable"
53.
54.
"Ordered some wings for takeout, and they gave me a wing keychain"
55.
56.
"Average supper meal in psychiatric hospital, Poland"
57.
"Me and my identical twin's senior year ID cards"
58.
"The cover of this book I found in a bookstore is the same aisle the book was in"
59.
"The car next to me has a miniature farm scene on their dashboard"
60.
"This insane amount of traffic lights on Las Vegas Blvd."
61.
"Cold Glass cleanly split by heat difference"
62.
"This half of my dépêche mode vinyl has no songs"
63.
"Found a frog in my dishwasher"
64.
"Someone removed the "not happy" button from this interactive customer feedback sign"
65.
"A hawk made a snow angel in my front yard"
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